the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

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When contempating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me:Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
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joyceanfartboner:

my favorite little thing in homestuck is that bro strider clearly was trying to start the scratch on his own before bec noir memed on him. and thats such a dirk thing to do. told nobody about his plan. just decided he was going to reset the universe.

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