schreibfederlaerm:

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it’s unintentionally the funniest shit I’ve seen today. why? well.

screenshot of a youtube ad. the ad text reads "Die Jeggings" in front of two smiling and hugging women.ALT

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced ‘dee’) is just a feminine article, it literally means “the”.

the ad text reads "Die Regular". someone wearing a regular cut jeans is viewed from below.ALT

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn’t use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think “they want me to die how?” it keeps getting funnier.

The ad text reads "Die Relaxed". A child sitting down, wearing jeans, is pictured.ALT

I mean, holy shit

the ad text reads "Die Straight". a close-up on the faces of a man and a woman, they're looking directly at the viewer.ALT

i will use these as reaction images until i die

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

kragehund-again:

biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.

Every time I see this post I fly into an incandescent rage because it’s VERY ALMOST TRUE and it FUCKING SHOULDN’T BE and I HATE the way op explains it

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celamity:

lurking-latinist:

lyrangalia:

tflatte:

galacticwiseguy:

toloveviceforitself:

galacticwiseguy:

toloveviceforitself:

mistomaxo:

the juice is loose

…what the shit did I just watch

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

…ask a stupid question, I guess

wait look i found the real answer:

This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

…but what question led to THIS?

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

It’s certainly a burning question.

I located the episode and the premise was that washing stairs is tedious and mops are old fashioned and shouldn’t it be much better to make a soapy foam to cleanse the stairs, except flammable so you can dry the stairs by setting the foam on fire…

In the end, as they watched flames shoot out of the chimney as the house burned down, they agreed that the experiment had turned out a bit more cataclysmic than they’d anticipated.

(via nonbinarymikaela)


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